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WHEATUS "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" (2003)

6. června 2007 v 13:42 | MeXX |  Lyrics
album: "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" (2003)

"American In Amsterdam"

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power.
Tell me where do you guys wanna go to?
Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat,
I think I saw some for sale on the small streets.

[Chorus:]
Can I play the game without a plan?
I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference?
Do not know exactly where I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.

Phil the mushroom jesus,
He is standing in between us preaching words that he doesn't believe.
I think that he is cracking,
Cuz he keeps calling me captain & he's barking and growling at strangers.
Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis,
When they kick his ass out of the sex show.

[Chorus:]
We play in a band that has no fans.
I think Pete lost the map, I don't know where we're going.
I'm trying to remember who I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.

Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub,
But the English are pissed drunk & raging.
"Hey Bono?" they said when they threw peanuts at my head and said
"Hey prick can we try on your glasses?"
Now I am just a dork, ut listen I come from New York so I said:
"Hey, what are you guys Irish?"

[Chorus:]
Came to play the game without a plan.
Pete puked on the map but tell me what's the difference?
I do not know exactly who I am.
I'm an American in Amsterdam.

"The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me"

Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do,
When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse?
Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be,
When your daughter and me hop the first cheap flight to Fiji? Or Paris?

There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.

Hey there Mr. Fraternity boy, what you gonna say,
When its time to admit to your family and shit that you're gay, anyway,
Hey there Mr. Head-In-The-Clouds, you know what I found?
Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound, how profound, pass
Around,

There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.

Everybody Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Yeah everything's alright,
Leave it alone tonight,
Yeah everything's ok,
Just tell your mom you're gay,

Yeah yeah,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong,
As that nasty King Kong,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong as the song that I wrote,
Motherfucker.

"Anyway"

Pornography!

I pretend i cant hang up the phone
Cos if i do then he gets you
And ill be in this room alone
Staring at the carpet
Wondering how they made it
And you would i should not be afraid
Im better off alone and free
Cos no-one can put up with me
And your mom don't like me either
Now I don't have to meet her

You and me
We end up in catastrophe
But i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
And im a weirdo
And even if im lucky ill amount to zero
But i thought that you'd love me anyway
I'm so not even worth it
But baby no-ones perfect
Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway

You're not the type of girl who takes advice
Still all that shit your parents said
Still bouncing round inside your head
"You two will never make it
If you build it he will break it"

You and me
They sum us up so poignantly
But i have got one more thing to add
OK so im a jerk
And im a weirdo
And even if im lucky ill amount to zero
But i thought that you'd love me anyway
I'm so not even worth it
But baby no-ones perfect
Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway

Maybe youll never play the guitar
Maybe youll never sing in harmony with me
Maybe you cant rock the ac/dc
Well hell still aint a bad place to be when your with me
Anyway

OK so im a jerk
And im a weirdo
And even if im luckly ill amount to zero
But i thought that you'd love me anyway
I'm so not even worth it
But baby no-ones perfect
Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway...
Anyway

And the end goes like this

"Freak On"

You think I don't see you but I do
Creepin around with yer hot pants on
And them patent leather shoes
Please forgive me baby
But I've been up here too long
Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

So I heard you've been askin for a ride
You said "take me home in your brothers jeep
To a place where we can hide"
Please forgive me baby
But I've been up here too long
Now everybody sing along so that wheatus can hear ya

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

Don't matter who yer freakin w/ you gotta freak with wheatus first

Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker
Gotta do what you gotta do
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap
To get yer freak on shoowap

"Lemonade"

Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid on our bedroom.
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine.
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone.

I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
And its all that I can think about
Since you told me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
And its all that I can think about
When you told me that you cheated on me

I knew that you would
I knew cos ya told me IT RUNS IN YOUR family.
And I did the same
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame
Do you remember the way it was for us
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus

And its all that I can think about
When you told me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you
And its all that I can think about
When you told me that you cheated
Told me that you cheated on me

What should I care about the long run
What should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one
And now I know the end is here
Coz you've replaced me

Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
Just tell me his name
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom

"The Deck"

She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,
You'd think he'd have noticed,
Become what she needs,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,

I'll marry a nice man,
And move out to Northport,
And sell my camero,
To live in a white house,
And have my twa corbies,
And make up some cut lips,
I'll live in a white house,
I am Susie Brown,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,

Now I'm not a DJ,
I play one in real life,
You've heard all my records,
The hits cut like steak knives,
Role out the red carpet,
Like leaves through the winter,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I'd sure like to be,

Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo.

"Fairl Weather Friend"

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how it'll end,
Like it was all just a waste of time,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
I've had enough of your alibis.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey mystery man,
Aint you the guy with the master plan?
I watch you sit on that fence,
Just like your fucking parents,
They never did like me anyway,
And no I wont be your ass,
While you go look for some greener grass,
No I can't be the fool,
Who watch you push in your stool,
And stick around just in case you fell,
Go find some other bitch to nail.

Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?

Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey fair weather friend.

"Randall"

1, 2, 3, 4,

My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Think it went something like this,
"Hello Randall,
Heard that you wrote a big hit,
And you're rich now,
Hope you remember the promise you made,
When I taught you everything that you know"

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.

My name is rock star,
Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends,
Cos I am the asshole,
Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive,
Give me the sound of the crowd,
Give me the people who know all the lyrics,
Give me the face of the kid in the front,
When he realises what the song is about.

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come.

Time to tell the truth now Randall,
Time to give it up now Randall,
Time to let us know now Randall,
Please, Randall please,

My name is Randall,
And that can be anything you want it to be,
Woo!

Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.

"Whole Amoeba"

Bumping around in the back
In the dark I see people
Huddled around the girl
She is the one in the back of the bar with a photo
Of Nixon and Mary-Jane

I am the one in the back of the bar with my hat on
I'm chillin with Mary-Jane
She is a chick who knew Dick
And she kicks to me old school
Like she gonna have a cow

It's alright it's alright it's alright it's alrite
When we're huddled around the girl
It's alright it's alright it's alrite it's alri-i-ite
When we're huddled aroud the girl

You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out
What it is that she's all about
You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about

Fuck the Police coming straight for my underwear
Young brother got it bad, 'cause it's brown

You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out
What it is that she's all about
You had a hold on me but just for a while
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about
And I finally found out what it is
That she's all about

"Dynamite Satchel Of Pain"

Lets write a song, baby

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
Damn I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,

My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain.
 

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